Mystical Mix-Up: My Neighbors Think I'm a Cult Leader

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SilentTanIceSandalsInKrakowWithCuriosity
Published on
Sunday, 01 September 2024

The story

Hi guys,

I'm really into board games, especially Dungeons & Dragons, which my friends and I play every week at my place. We've transformed these gatherings into quite the spectacle over the past five years, complete with costumes, atmospheric lighting, and evocative background music. We truly immerse ourselves in the fantasy world.

Recently, a retired couple in their 60s became my next-door neighbors. They seem nice but are a bit on the traditional side. I’ve noticed them giving me strange stares and steering clear of me, which seemed unusual initially. Then, I concluded they probably weren't too keen on mingling.

However, things took an interesting turn last Saturday. Right as we were peaking in our game intensity, with my buddy Jake delivering a dramatic speech as our nemesis, and me brandishing a prop sword in my rogue's cloak, disruption came knocking—literally. Answering the door in full regalia, I found my new neighbors, expressions etched with concern. It was almost comical as the wife hastily inquired if "everything was okay," referencing the frequent visits, the mystical chants, and our peculiar costumes.

Caught off guard, I jokingly replied, "We’re just summoning demons, no big deal!" I chuckled after the comment, but the joke totally fell flat. They exchanged shocked looks, mumbled about their devout Christianity, and retreated.

The next day added a layer to the misunderstanding; tucked under my door was a “cult deprogramming” brochure coupled with a note suggesting I meet their pastor to "save my soul." My friends found the entire episode amusing, even proposing that we amplify the antics by roaming around in robes and enchanting exaggerated spells in the corridor. Part of me wants to play along, but I'm also slightly concerned about genuinely unnerving them.

If this whole mix-up unfolded on a reality show, I imagine the drama and misunderstanding could reach humorous heights. Cameras would zoom in on the horrified expressions of my neighbors and capture every mischievous grin of mine. The reveal episode, where the truth comes out, could even end up being heartwarming or hilariously absurd as both parties come to understand each other's worlds.

Am I a jerk for unintentionally leading my neighbors to think they’re living beside a cult leader? Should I straighten out this mess, or just let them think what they will? 😁

Should I tell my neighbors the truth about our D&D games?
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GalacticNavyMetalDresserInEmbourgWithLoneliness
17d ago

Ah ah, good one! :D

PlayfulForestGreenMetalLimerenceInLondonWithRegret
17d ago

omg, totally get u!!


had neighbors once that thought our karaoke nights were rituals!!! they freaked out! keep doing ur thing; neighbors can be so weird sometimes lol 😆

SnazzyOrangeFireWineOpenerInOsakaWithAnxiety
16d ago

neighbors can be a bit uptight sometimes 😅. your gatherings sound awesome, keep it up!!!! maybe consider explaining to them when things calm down 👍. it might clear up any misunderstandings..... keep living your best life!!!!