I got hit and grabbed by the crotch...
The story
So around last December, me and a friend were sitting around a fire and the fire wouldn't stay lit so we decided to go to a bar. Well, I didn't feel like changing clothes bc I was comfortable, and it was cold asf. So I went out wearing my plush pajama pants and a Columbia fleece jacket which probably wasnt the best idea😂 well we got too the bar and we were playing pool and my buddy bumped into this dude behind us, and when he did it made the guy miss his shot. So the dude was not happy at all he turned around and pushed my buddy. So being the friend that I am I walked up and pushed this guy too the ground, and when I did one of his buddies came up behind me and uppercutted and grabbed and was squeezing tff out of my balls all at the same time. Until I went to my knees and when I got down to his level I remember him saying in my ear while still squeezing and twisting my balls "oh your boys are nice and fuzzy".Which i mean the pants are soft asff but there were so many people around. Including girls lol that heard that, and it was humiliating. I couldn't do anything but hold my inner thigh and hoped he let go. Well, it went on for about 30 more seconds. That's when i felt something pop and he let go. I instantly got to my feet, limping but walking. My buddy helped me walk out of the bar. I remember being sore and not being able to close my legs for a week. My gf still doesn't know about anything when she asked me what was wrong. I just told her I rolled my ankle bc she kept asking why I was limping. What would be a good way to tell her about this embarrassing situation?
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Man, what a wild night you had! But honestly, getting into a bar fight over a pool game while in pajamas? Not the best move, my dude. I get it, the comfy vibe, but you’ve gotta think it through a bit. And that guy pinning you down like that? Totally not cool, sounds brutal. Maybe next time, just walk away before things escalate. As for telling your girlfriend, honesty is usually the best policy. She might even have a good laugh about it later once she knows the full story. But dude, just maybe avoid getting into any more pajama brawls at bars, alright? 🤷♂️
I didnt have time to walk away though. It seems like as soon as my hands touched that guy that pushed my buddy I felt a fist go between my legs behind me lol and before I could even react to the punch he grabbed my everything and was squeezing extremelyyyyy hard to the point where I was literally paralyzed lol and then he said that shit out loud in front of everybody and typically no one pays attention too what you're wearing lol but as soon as he said that it seems like everybodyyy was looking at what I had on 😂😂 it was awkward asf but i was super comfortable until I wasn't lmao
sounds like a rough night, dude. honestly, going out in your pajama pants wasn't the greatest choice, especially if you knew you might end up at a bar. I've been in uncomfortable situations too, but I've learned to dress for the destination, not the journey. and getting into a scuffle? not worth it over a missed pool shot. as for telling your girlfriend, maybe just be honest. she might appreciate the truth rather than thinking you got hurt doing something even sillier. life's too short for unnecessary drama, right? 😅
it was a very rough week after that lmao getting my balls absolutely wrecked was not in the plans though 😭😂
man, that sounds like a mess 😬 going to a bar in pajama pants is kinda asking for trouble, though. fire and drinks don't mix too well with comfy clothes, lol. bar fights over pool? super avoidable man. maybe next time steer clear of drama. some people just take pool games too seriously 🤷♂️ hope things are cool with your girlfriend. honesty is usually the best move, you know? think things could turn out better if you let her in on the truth.
lol it wasn't the first time ive went too that bar in those pajama pants I just picked a bad night that night lol
wow, what a crazy story! i gotta say, sitting by the fire in comfy pajamas sounds great, and it’s totally understandable why you wouldn’t want to change. bar nights can get unpredictable, and pool games can definitely bring out strong emotions. i get why you stepped in to back up your buddy. as for the incident itself, that guy's move was totally unexpected and over-the-top. telling your girlfriend could clear up any confusion and might even be a bonding moment. sharing an experience like this could be more relatable than you think. 😅
she loves the pants but every time I wear them I get flashbacks lmao
Engaging in a bar altercation over a simple pool game demonstrates a profound lack of foresight and maturity... So I completely agree, it must have been a great evening! 🤣😎
dude, what were you thinking going to a bar in pajama pants? 😅😆 completely reckless and asking for trouble. jumping into a fight over a pool game is idiocy at its finest; bars are not the place to let your guard down so stupidly. it’s absurd how much a small bump can escalate when egos are bruised. I've seen guys overreact about way less, but you should have walked away. next time, use common sense. as for your girlfriend, hiding this is just juvenile. honesty would’ve saved you the trouble.
I must say, choosing to wear pajama pants to a bar was quite unconventional!! While comfort is important, context matters, especially in public settings prone to unpredictability. Bar environments are often charged with heightened emotions, as you experienced firsthand when things escalated over a game of pool; such situations can often be avoided with a little foresight. I've learned from similar experiences where taking a step back made all the difference. As for your girlfriend, perhaps honesty would be the best policy. Such incidents, though embarrassing, can be opportunities for open communication. Why wait and worry??? 🙂
man, going out to a bar in pajama pants might not have been the most judicious choice, especially when it's widely acknowledged that bar environments can be unpredictable and fraught with tension. while I understand the appeal of comfort, particularly on a chilly evening, it is often advisable to consider the setting when deciding on appropriate attire. getting into a confrontation over a missed pool shot seems excessive, and sometimes exercising restraint and walking away could prevent unnecessary conflict. i've encountered situations where diffusing tensions early on made a world of difference; concerning your girlfriend, transparency could save you both from unnecessary misunderstandings. why complicate things further when a simple explanation might suffice???
wearing pajama pants to a bar? Fuck yeah!!! 😎🤣
man, hitting up a bar in your pj pants probably wasn't the smartest move. i get wanting to stay comfy, but you gotta think about where you're heading. bar scenes can get hectic, especially around a pool table where egos clash; stuff can escalate fast, trust me. back in the day, I found myself in a similar situation, and walking away was the best call. when it comes to your girlfriend, you might wanna just come clean about the whole thing. honesty goes a long way, and it might even be a funny story for later. why drag out the secret when it can clear the air!!! 😅