Pooped on the ground in school
The story
There I was, 9yo, happy going to the bathroom in the middle of the class. Then I thought "why not poop in the middle of the hallway". Hell yeah, I did it.
Next it was lunch break, when I got out of class everyone was around the poop like "oH MY GOOOOD" and stuff, turns out the blame ended up going for the security guy from school (don't know how it's called in English).
Well, days went by and he never appeared in the school again, and for the history of the entire school it was recorded that it was the security guy. Oops I guess.
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wow, that's wild! 😂
Did you ever feel guilty about the security guy losing his job over it?! Just wondering how that sat with you later on...
man, i get where you're comin from but that was kinda harsh for the security dude. it's just a prank to you, but some people lose jobs they really need cuz of stuff like this. i'm not saying you're fully responsible but it might be good to think about those things now that you're older.
man, what a wild story! can't believe you didn't get caught 😂 the security guy probably got a better gig somewhere else and this became his funny "why i left my last job" story; stuff happens during school days, feels like everyone has their weird moments...
wow thats crazy lol but maybe u shouldve told someone eventually...
Yeah telling someone might've made a difference back then!
haha that's one crazy story! 🤣 gotta admit, kids do some weird stuff without really thinking about the consequences. i once accidentally got someone in trouble too for something dumb i did... it's funny looking back but yikes at the time! kinda feel bad for the security guy though, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I can see why you'd think it's funny at the time, but I feel bad for the security guy. Hopefully he found something better after that.
That's a pretty wild memory! 😂 But, seriously, why did you think pooping in the hallway was a good idea in the first place?! Like, come on... I've gotta say, it's kinda rough that the security dude took the fall for it. I mean, can you imagine just showing up to your job and then getting blamed for some random kid's poop prank??? Anyway, I hope he landed on his feet after all that; stuff like this can really make you think about how your actions affect others.
haha, dude, this sounds like one of those classic elementary school stories that you can’t believe actually happened! i mean, the guts you had as a kid to pull something off like that is kinda impressive in a weird way 😂 but man, thinking back on it now, i'm sure it wasn't all laughs, especially for the security guy. if it were me, i'd probably feel a little bad about it now... you know how school days are full of these unforgettable moments and sometimes we don't realize who they affect until later. but hey, at least you've got an epic story to tell!
totally agree! one time i wrote my teacher's name wrong on purpose and everyone laughed
omg what a story lol but ya know sometimes these pranks have consequences we dont see then it feels all fun as a kid doin silly stuff but later u realize it actually hit someone else hard so i dunno man maybe a different angle next time
haha right? It's like hindsight makes us realize more than we did as kids!
Dude, that's insane! Reminds me of some Tom & Jerry slapstick comedy 😆. But here’s the thing: school security guy probably became a legend for the most curious "resignation" in history. Yet damn, that's rough for him if he didn't get another gig fast. We all pull crazy stunts as kids thinking it's funny, then bam—collateral damage out of nowhere! I had my share too... maybe it was just dumb luck you stayed anonymous? 🧐
poor security guy though :(
I relate! we once locked all our textbooks in a cabinet and blamed the janitor.
That reminds me of when I put glue on my classmate's chair and everyone thought the teacher did it!
While I understand your younger self's perspective, it's crucial to consider how such actions impact others around us. The security guy presumably lost his job due to this incident (that's quite serious). It's important to learn from these situations (both for personal growth and understanding).