Not sure how too explain this too my gf...
The story
So around last December, me and a friend were sitting around a fire and the fire wouldn't stay lit so we decided to go to a bar. Well, I didn't feel like changing clothes bc I was comfortable, and it was cold asf. So I went out wearing my plush pajama pants and a Columbia fleece jacket which probably wasnt the best idea😂 well we got too the bar and we were playing pool and my buddy bumped into this dude behind us, and when he did it made the guy miss his shot. So the dude was not happy at all he turned around and pushed my buddy. So being the friend that I am I walked up and pushed this guy too the ground, and when I did one of his buddies came up behind me and uppercutted and grabbed and was squeezing tff out of my balls all at the same time. Until I went to my knees and when I got down to his level I remember him saying in my ear while still squeezing and twisting my balls "oh your boys are nice and fuzzy".Which i mean the pants are soft asff but there were so many people around. Including girls lol that heard that, and it was humiliating. I couldn't do anything but hold my inner thigh and hoped he let go. Well, it went on for about 30 more seconds. That's when i felt something pop and he let go. I instantly got to my feet, limping but walking. My buddy helped me walk out of the bar. I remember being sore and not being able to close my legs for a week. My gf still doesn't know about anything when she asked me what was wrong. I just told her I rolled my ankle bc she kept asking why I was limping. What would be a good way to tell her about this embarrassing situation?

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Hey dude!
I remember I already saw one of your stories here... I still feel so sorry for the situation when I read you 😕
But I don't understand: it happened 10 months ago now! Your gf still doesn't know??!
no she doesn't i still haven't worked the nerve up
But after all this time, why do you want to explain it to her? Is she still talking about it? Is this a story she's bringing up with questions?
she does keep bringing it up and I just keep telling her I hurt my ankle but its really bothering me lieing too her but I just can't find a way too explain this too her
I think you havee 2 options: keeping that secret all your life or be transparent and explain exactly what happenned... 😬
same opinion here, I agree you "just" have these 2 options... if a girl continues to talk about something and asking questions: she knows there is an info she doesn't know 😬
Man, that sounds like a wild ride. Honestly, it's crazy how one thing can lead to such a chaotic mess✌️ I guess sometimes life's just like that; things go from chill to absolute chaos in seconds! I'd say honesty's the best policy here; maybe just sit her down and explain it was a messed-up night and you didn't want her to worry. Trust me, keeping secrets like this ain't worth it in the long run.
Dang, sounds like a wild night, man. 😬 It's tough to navigate such an embarrassing situation, but honesty might be the best policy here. You could try framing it as a funny story in hindsight, emphasizing how bizarre the whole scenario was. Since some time has passed, she might find it more absurd than anything else. 🤷♂️