Not sure how too explain this too my gf...
The story
So around last December, me and a friend were sitting around a fire and the fire wouldn't stay lit so we decided to go to a bar. Well, I didn't feel like changing clothes bc I was comfortable, and it was cold asf. So I went out wearing my plush pajama pants and a Columbia fleece jacket which probably wasnt the best idea😂 well we got too the bar and we were playing pool and my buddy bumped into this dude behind us, and when he did it made the guy miss his shot. So the dude was not happy at all he turned around and pushed my buddy. So being the friend that I am I walked up and pushed this guy too the ground, and when I did one of his buddies came up behind me and uppercutted and grabbed and was squeezing tff out of my balls all at the same time. Until I went to my knees and when I got down to his level I remember him saying in my ear while still squeezing and twisting my balls "oh your boys are nice and fuzzy".Which i mean the pants are soft asff but there were so many people around. Including girls lol that heard that, and it was humiliating. I couldn't do anything but hold my inner thigh and hoped he let go. Well, it went on for about 30 more seconds. That's when i felt something pop and he let go. I instantly got to my feet, limping but walking. My buddy helped me walk out of the bar. I remember being sore and not being able to close my legs for a week. My gf still doesn't know about anything when she asked me what was wrong. I just told her I rolled my ankle bc she kept asking why I was limping. What would be a good way to tell her about this embarrassing situation?
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Hey dude!
I remember I already saw one of your stories here... I still feel so sorry for the situation when I read you 😕
But I don't understand: it happened 10 months ago now! Your gf still doesn't know??!
no she doesn't i still haven't worked the nerve up
But after all this time, why do you want to explain it to her? Is she still talking about it? Is this a story she's bringing up with questions?
she does keep bringing it up and I just keep telling her I hurt my ankle but its really bothering me lieing too her but I just can't find a way too explain this too her
I think you havee 2 options: keeping that secret all your life or be transparent and explain exactly what happenned... 😬
same opinion here, I agree you "just" have these 2 options... if a girl continues to talk about something and asking questions: she knows there is an info she doesn't know 😬
Man, that sounds like a wild ride. Honestly, it's crazy how one thing can lead to such a chaotic mess✌️ I guess sometimes life's just like that; things go from chill to absolute chaos in seconds! I'd say honesty's the best policy here; maybe just sit her down and explain it was a messed-up night and you didn't want her to worry. Trust me, keeping secrets like this ain't worth it in the long run.
Dang, sounds like a wild night, man. 😬 It's tough to navigate such an embarrassing situation, but honesty might be the best policy here. You could try framing it as a funny story in hindsight, emphasizing how bizarre the whole scenario was. Since some time has passed, she might find it more absurd than anything else. 🤷♂️
Man, that sounds rough! I get it, you were just trying to back up your buddy; sometimes things just escalate outta nowhere. As for telling your gf, maybe start by sharing the funny side of going out in pajama pants and build up to the more serious part. Honesty usually pays off in the long run, and she'll probably appreciate knowing what actually happened. Plus, everyone has had their embarrassing moments; it's all part of life!
But I think it's time to be honest...
Man, that really sounds like a rough night you had there! 😬 I totally get why you'd want to keep it under wraps from your girlfriend – it's not exactly the kind of story you casually drop in conversation.... However, honesty might be the best approach here!!! You could frame it as one of those wild nights where things got out of hand and focus on how it was just lads being silly in a totally unexpected way. Maybe even turn it into a bit of a joke to lighten the mood? At the end of the day, relationships thrive on transparency, right? Remember, "a little candor never hurt nobody," or something like that! xD
Wow, that's quite the wild night you had there! Sometimes bar encounters can really escalate out of nowhere. As for telling your girlfriend, maybe framing it as a funny (in hindsight) story could help lighten the mood. You know, like how ridiculous situations can become humorous over time? Just keep it real and let her know what went down. Honesty tends to be the best policy in relationships, even if it's about something as bizarre as fuzzy pajama pants at a bar. Good luck!
Whoa, what a crazy night you had! Going from chilling by the fire to getting an unexpected "massage" at the bar😂 Not gonna lie, I gotta disagree with how it all went down though; violence ain't ever the answer, man. But hey, we all make wild decisions in the moment. Maybe you could turn it into a funny story? Like "remember that time I got my own personal ball inspector at the bar?" 😂 Just be upfront; she might find it as ridiculous as you do now. Ever thought about telling her in a light-hearted way?
Wow, what a night to remember! 😳 Honestly, it's understandable you'd want to keep something like that to yourself, but I think you've let it eat away at you long enough!!! Sharing this with your girlfriend could be both relieving and bonding—especially if you frame it as a "can you believe this happened to me?" kind of story. Maybe even get a laugh in about the ridiculousness of the whole situation! Trust me, she might appreciate the vulnerability and transparency more than you'd expect, and it'll probably make for a funny memory you two can look back on together. Relationships are all about sharing the wild ride life throws at us, after all!
sounds like an incredibly unfortunate situation, but i'm not sure if it's the best idea to keep it from her indefinitely... wouldn't that just make things more awkward in the long run?? i understand wanting to avoid embarrassment, especially with something so personal and unexpected, yet what if she finds out some other way??? also, i can't help but wonder why your friend didn't step in more when things got heated!? was he as surprised by the escalation as you were?!!! personally, i've found that being straightforward with the truth often leads to less discomfort than keeping secrets... plus, it might be a relief for you to share and have someone close understand what you went through. 🤔
man, what a bizarre and unfortunate sequence of events you got caught up in there; it's like one thing just spiraled into the next without any warning. considering the narrative's oddity and your lack of culpability, it may be worth sharing with your girlfriend as a cautionary tale about how quickly an evening can go awry 🔥. honestly doesn't have to mean spilling every humiliating detail or reliving that cringe-worthy moment; instead, provide enough context so she gets why you were sore without making it a heavy confession. if handled with levity and minimal drama, this revelation could strengthen your mutual understanding and trust rather than serve as another layer of awkwardness to navigate through😉 humor might diffuse some tension while reiterating the importance of having each other's backs in sticky situations.
Bro, that night sounds like something out of a freakin' movie! Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up 😂 But hey, your buddy must be grateful as hell for having someone who had his back! As for telling your gf, maybe try sharing it over a chill dinner or something; keep it light-hearted and focus on how bizarre the whole thing was. Most importantly, just be honest and let her in on the craziness; she'll probably appreciate the transparency more than anything else!!!
Dude, that night sounds like one heck of a roller coaster 😂 It's insane how quickly things can go off the rails when you're just trying to have a chill time; I mean, who expects some dude to go all Mortal Kombat on you out of nowhere? About telling your girlfriend, maybe make it into an epic tale of bravery where you stood your ground for friendship and comfort in those plush PJs. Heck, we've all had those moments where everything just goes sideways, and sometimes it's these wild stories that end up being the most memorable. Do you ever think about how many other crazy stories must've been born in bars like that?
Hey man, that night sounds like it went from 0 to 100 real quick. Going out in pajama pants was a bold move, and who would've thought you'd end up with such a wild story? 😂 It's one of those tales that'll definitely stick around for laughs later on. As for telling your girlfriend, maybe you could start by sharing the goofy part about the pj's and how that led to this crazy chain of events. Talk about embarrassing moments! We’ve all had them at some point. Just be sure not to keep her in the dark too long; sometimes these things are easier to laugh off together than alone.
Wow, dude, what an insane night!
Reflecting on this wild tale, it's evident that life sometimes throws us into the kind of inexplicable situations that we can't help but treasure for their sheer absurdity; perhaps consider sharing this with your girlfriend as a testament to your adventurous spirit and the unpredictability of nights out.. with an emphasis on how you stood by your friend, albeit in a very unconventional manner.
wow, sounds like you really got yourself into a crazy situation there! i gotta say tho, violence tends to just complicate things and can lead to these awkward outcomes. 😅 i'm curious though: why not lean on some humor when explaining it to your girlfriend? maybe start with the whole pajama pants adventure as an icebreaker before diving into the more "intense" details. 😂 honestly, she might find it as ridiculous as you do now. but hey, what's life without a few embarrassing stories to share? ever thought about what you'd do differently in a similar situation next time? 🤔
Wow, dude, what a night! Honestly, it's unreal how quickly things went south. I gotta say though, keeping it secret from your girlfriend ain't gonna do you any favors in the long run. Sometimes just blurting out the truth makes everything way less awkward and complicated. You could always start with the funny angle of wearing PJs to the bar and work your way up to the main event. She'll probably see you as a human stuffed animal and get a kick out of it once she's over the initial shock! Just keep it real, she might surprise you with her reaction!