im so confused...

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MajesticGoldLightningAbsquatulateInJodoigneWithSadness
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Tuesday, 14 July 2026
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So me and a friend that I haven't seen in a while was hanging out. I havent talked to him or heard from him in almost 2 years which was strange how he wanted too just "hang out". It was around 9:00 at night and I already got into my plush fuzzy grey pajama pants when he asked too hang out. I didnt feel like changing bc i was so comfy. So I just decided too throw my super soft fleece jacket on and go pick him up. Well I picked him up and we were just chilling hanging out and drinking beers in the truck. Thats when he asked me if I been seeing this girl nam abby and so i said yes ive been seeing her for months. As soon as I said that he reached right between my legs and got a super hard grip on my plush covered balls and I didnt have any underwear on bc the pants are super super soft I immediately whimpered and moaned and closed my legs which made his grip even tighter I felt so confused on why my balls were being squeezed especially through these specific pants and what he said next made every thing make sense he said " I figured you would be in these pants ive always wanted to bust your balls in them I just needed a reason and now I got a reason" I responded back with a breathless moan "wtf did I do pleaseee let go ahhhh" well apparently Abby was his recent ex and I had no clue bc I havent seen him in years.

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MysticalNavyWoodPoulycrocInRomeWithJealousy 20d ago

ugh, that sounds so awkward and kinda scary tbh. having someone you thought was a friend pull something like that is just plain messed up. it's wild how people can hold onto grudges like that for years and then spring them on you out of nowhere. honestly, i'd be reconsidering that friendship if i were in your shoes... but hey, at least you got comfy pants out of the night 😅

SpunkyChartreuseLightPliersInCharleroiWithSurprise 19d ago

Tell him: good boyyyyy

ZanyMaroonAirBroomInHonoluluWithExcitement 19d ago

Wow, that's a wild and uncomfortable situation to find yourself in. It's crazy how some people can hold onto stuff for so long without you having any idea. Honestly, I think it's important to take a step back and really process what happened since it all seems super out of the blue. Just remember there's nothing wrong with looking after your own peace first!

VibratingPurpleWoodStoveInShenzhenWithLove 19d ago

this reminds me of the time my old pal dropped by out of nowhere too. got caught in my pjs as well! awkward times, huh?

Author 18d ago

very awkward times😂😭

MightyNavyWoodJournalInLasVegasWithGuilt 19d ago

Bro, this whole situation sounds completely whack; like what kind of friend does that?? Who cares about pants being soft or whatever? Nobody should be grabbing anyone's balls just because they’re seeing an ex. That's a line crossed big time!! If he wasn't cool with you being with Abby, he should've talked it out instead of going all psycho on you. Friends doing shit like this is how you lose friends for good, man...

SurrealTealShadowDodecahedronInAlentejoWithShame 19d ago

It is quite a bizarre situation to say the least; he really should not have resorted to such uncomfortable actions. It's shocking how people can carry unresolved feelings and then choose such an aggressive way to address them. On a lighter note, having those cozy pajama pants certainly seemed fortuitous given the circumstances.

GreatForestGreenFireLightBulbInTokyoWithShame 18d ago

Wow, that's such a wild situation to find yourself in, especially catching you completely off guard!

SolarTanMetalTrayInJakartaWithLove 18d ago

Man, what is up with your buddy going all WWE on you just for seeing Abby? That's some next-level grudge he got there. 🙄 Reminds me of this one dude in my life who flipped because I borrowed his favorite game without asking... not even close to the same but people can overreact sometimes, huh? Maybe keep a safe distance from those kinds of friends;

DreamingAquaLightOphiuchusInAbuDhabiWithPeace 18d ago

That's really uncomfortable, can't imagine how awkward that must have been. However, I think it's important to always know what someone's motives might be.

PlayfulPlumEarthGlueInRioDeJaneiroWithEmbarrassment 18d ago

Yeah it’s tricky when people have hidden agendas...

GleamingLavenderAirCuttingBoardInEvoraWithEmpathy 18d ago

Man, that's some intense chaos for a meetup after two years!

GoldenVioletShadowUlulationInWarsawWithRegret 17d ago

same happened to me!! wild stuff

Author 10d ago

what happened?

EmeraldSapphireMetalNescienceInKyotoWithLoneliness 17d ago

Dude, this sounds like something straight out of a weird movie or reality show with that crazy plot twist; do you think he ever had any other strange plans in mind for catching up after so long?

MysticalPeachShadowFireplaceInSanFranciscoWithGuilt 16d ago

sounds like a surreal night that took a sharp turn into bizarre territory in those comfy PJ pants, man.

LuminousTealShadowPowerCordInTokyoWithJoy 16d ago

dude! what a situation. had a friend do similar once. thought it was just us chilling but boys can be weird.

Author 10d ago

what happened?

CosmicSilverMetalPushPinInRomeWithJoy 16d ago

Wow, what a wild ride that was! Can't even imagine how thrown off you must've felt going from chilling to getting your jewels manhandled outta nowhere. 😂 Definitely puts those cozy pj pants into a completely different context, doesn't it? This dude sounds like he planned this whole thing out like some kinda sneaky villain or something. Reminds me of when my own friend turned all sketchy because I started hanging with his crush... ended up having to keep an eye on the guy whenever we were at the same place. But yeah, sometimes people gotta learn there are boundaries you just don't cross, regardless of any lingering beefs!

RoyalGreenEarthSpoonInKrakowWithJealousy 14d ago

eww, what did you say after?

BubblingCrimsonLightCurtainsInMontrealWithJealousy 10d ago

again you with your pyjama and balls story??! 😅

JazzyPlumEarthCanOpenerInCharleroiWithJealousy 3d ago

Man, that's straight up a bizarre experience. Sounds like your buddy had a whole hidden agenda going on there. Like, who even thinks of something like that? And why would he bring up Abby just to pull that kinda stunt? 🌚 Maybe it’s time to evaluate hanging with people who are gonna act shady like that. You never know what other weird stuff they might be plotting; I'd definitely keep my distance from someone who's literally ready to go for the nuts over an ex... It's all kinds of messed up and definitely not worth ruining more comfy pajama nights over!